Get any totals, Asbury? Or were you too wasted after the first 10 minutes to keep track? :)

EDIT:
Game 1:
Every time the President uses a straw man or false choice argument, take a hit.

Ok, so I don't have any alcohol in my home, and that's not my idea of a party, but the concept is still worth following. Here's a few ideas for enjoying the State of the Union speech tonight:

Game 1:
Every time the President uses a straw man argument, take a hit.

Game 2:
Every standing ovation, take a hit.

Game 3:
Every time the President uses the phrase "let me be clear", "I will not rest", or "there are some who..." (or some variation), take a hit.

Game 4:
Every time the President says the words "their fair share", "the rich", or "fairness" take a hit.

For those keeping score, you can start placing bets on which of these four will register the most hits.

Any other suggested games?